life is hard when your boyfriend is fighting pirates somewhere off the sri lankan coast and you haven’t seen him since october
I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial freaking choked and was executed for it
i don’t like that i can’t talk to my mum about anything but at the same time i’m glad i don’t have a ridiculously close relationship with her because then this situation would be 10000x worse
You don’t need a deep and meaningful reason to get a tattoo, you can get one because you just think it looks nice. You don’t have to make up a meaningful story about your tattoo to justify it, just get it if you want it. Unless you’re drunk
#such is life
Lying in bed in the dark eating wine gums and holding them over my phone to see what flavour they are
plum & orange
Come off anon and I’ll talk to you but I won’t fuck you sorry
have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?
I noticed that.
have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down
Color My Inbox
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
(Source: mamamoe30, via battlecryy)
There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.